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KoDoS 04-22-2002 04:30 AM

Suggestions for Multiplayer Taunts.
[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] ehem,Hello Ritual...you may think I'm some sorta no0b,and I guess I am (to this place) but I've been at the Raven EF BBS probably longer than any of the Ravenites here. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
Infact I got there so early,I was able to find out that the voice recording hadn't been started by the time I started posting there,and so I started a thread just like this one.
In it was a list of taunts specific to each character.Some of Raven replied to the thread saying that they liked what they saw,but imagine my suprise to find out that many of the lines I wrote made it into the final game.
I must admit that one of my secret joys in life is knowing that some of my favourite Star Trek actors have spoken words I wrote.Kate Mulgrew,Robert Beltam,the lovely Jeri Ryan,Robert Picardo and Tim Russ to be precise.I won't give the list of what I wrote just yet..this thread post is turning into a history lesson and will be huge if I start on that,and besides,this post is all about Suggestions for MP taunts for Elite Force 2...and from what I gather that means that many of the MP (Holomatch) characters that we choose will be Next Generation characters.This means that we might just get the chance to have the Legendary Picard voice words that we ourselves have written.So without further delay-Here are my Suggestions for Multiplayer Taunts.

i."Straighten up that Uniform Mister." (Picard said something similar to Worf in 'Insurrection')
ii."Get (the Hell) off my ship." *One of Janeways EF taunts.Captains prerogative.* [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
iii.*Dixon Hill style* "Case closed."
iv."Your a disgrace to the Federation."
v."Computer,restore Holodeck Safety Protocols."
*ok..out of ideas there,time for..*

i.*I don't know why Chakotay says this in EF,it belongs here*.
"That's why they call me Number one."
ii."You're out of line,Mister."
iii."Just don't/Don't be late for your shift."
iv."You aughta get that looked at." *you'd think I just watched Insurrection but it's been a while.I think Riker said this about Worfs 'Gorge'(sp?).*

i.*Not sure about this first one,but I'm thinking something like...*
"My Postronic Network allows me to accurately calculate the trajectory of each individua---(Imaginary "Shut up!Data." followed by humbled),"Yes Sir.or Sorry Sir."
ii."Allow me to activate my Emotion Chip. (tilts head) AHAHAHAHAhahahah." *gotta have Data laugh somehow.*
iii."I possess superior capabilaties."(that's a quote I think)
iv."You can not defeat me."
v."If I were a human,I would not wish to be you." (ooh,that's gotta hurt [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] )

i."I'm sensing you're in great pain." (hehe,I think that's a good one. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] )
ii."Come by my office later and we'll talk about it."
iii."I know exactly how you feel."
iv.*umm...* "Hahahah." (just a laugh)

i."You don't look so good."
ii."Crusher to Sickbay.Medical Emergency in Holodeck 3."
iii.How many fingers am I holding up. *thinks back to Quake 2's MP gestures...ehem*
iv.*quick diagnosis,maybe have tricorder sound behind her saying..* "Fractured vertibra,ruptured spleen,lacerations to the neo-cortex.*end tricorder sample* We need to get you to a Starbase Medical Facility as soon as possibible." (maybe a bit long winded.Next...oh!)

i."If this is too rough for you,I could re-program the Holodeck!"
ii."My Optic Sensors tell me you're hurt pretty bad."
iii.Who needs a crosshair when you've got my eyesight."
iv."I could see you coming from a light year away. [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] "

and..if Worf is in it,I have only one line for him besides all the standard Klingon Battle cries,and that is...
"Computer,Disengage Safety Protocols. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] "


The End. time to post and edit.I imagine it will be a mess and hard to understand me. :sigh:
/edit.I just posted it and read it and it seems ok.I hope it's not too late for this topic and also I don't even know if all the cast will be doing the voices anyway.
Ritual if you do actually read this [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img],and it's not too late,could you tell us who will be lending their voices to this game of yours?

[ April 24, 2002: Message edited by: KoDoS ]

sparK 04-22-2002 08:45 AM

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if i ever hear Data laugh again....

Captain Seavey 04-22-2002 11:18 AM

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Crusher-This won't hurt a bit.

Picard-This is all very interesting, but I really must be going. (The Big Goodbye)

Worf-If you where any other man I'd KILL you where you stand!

Worf-Assimalate this!

Data-I estamate your death in 0.01 seconds.


Data-That does not compute.

Troi-Your pain is easy to feel.

Tori-Your mind is unguarded.

OldBastard 04-22-2002 04:22 PM

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[SICK]Vomit: Bastard where are my dentures!

[SICK]OldBastard: Vomit where are my dentures!

You should add those 2 oh and make sure you add:

You require more farting!

Thanx a ton.


Old Bastard
"You require more Farting!"
The USS Fartenprise

ensign Adam 04-23-2002 12:36 AM

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Weasley: My mum will get you back for this!

ensign Adam 04-23-2002 03:18 PM

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Funny, I never heard of them [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

RMS Oceanic 04-23-2002 04:31 PM

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"I find your hostility most curious"
"I am programmed in...multiple techniques of fragging you."

Sela (If she's in it):
"For the Romulan Star Empire!"

Martok (If he's in it):
"What manner of gagh are you?"

Guybrush Threepwood (I know he's in it. He's a secret character.):
"I can hold my breath for ten minutes."
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"Look behind you! A three headed monkey!"


[ April 23, 2002: Message edited by: RMS Oceanic ]

Vindicating Angel 04-23-2002 06:10 PM

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Guybrush is always a secret character. *thinks back to Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine*

F10 makemeapirate

Cheat like a pro, baby.

Akasha 04-23-2002 07:37 PM

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Here's my vote, not including the obvious standards like "Make it so" and such...

"Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated." - First Contact
"That'll be the day." - Yesterday's Enterprise
"Sleep.." - Best of Both Worlds
"Not good enough dammit! Not good enough!" - Yesterday's Enterprise

"That's why they pay me the big money." - Best of Both Worlds (I think)
"We don't have time for this." - First Contact
"You do an end run around me again and I'll snap you back so hard you'll think you're a first year cadet again" - Best of Both Worlds
"I plan to live forever." - Generations
"Smooth as an android's bottom." - Insurrection

"Greetings" - First Contact
"You could say I have a magnetic personality" - Generations
"I assume your handprint will open this door whether you are conscious or not?" - The Most Toys
"But the Ferengi in the Gorilla suit has to go." - Generations

"Do you remember what I taught you Imzadi? Can you still sense my thoughts?" - Encounter at Farpoint
"Don't even think about it." - A Fistful of Datas
"Well if you're still confused tommorrow, you know where my office is." - Conundrum

"It is a good day to die." - Sins of the Father
"Do not approach me unannounced!" - Genesis
"I'm beginning to see the appeal of this program." - A Fistful of Datas

"I won't forget. I won't forget any of you." - Remember Me
"I just hate making out death certificates." - The Next Phase
"Right now, I find you extremely, extremely..." - The Naked Now

"I've never been to a better funeral." - The Next Phase
"I've tried to be patient. I've tried to be polite. But I've got a job to do here and quite frankly you're in the way" - Relics
"There is no Neutral Zone, remember?" - All Good Things

That's AlexANDRIA Munroe! [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

KoDoS 04-23-2002 11:37 PM

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Those are good Akasha,but you should try to make up some original lines aswell.
I know some of my ideas are direct quotes or half quotes,even some of the ones I wrote for Elite Force were,eg Janeways 'Dismissed' and Seven's 'Resistance is Futile'.
I did this on purpose because I realise it's one of Star Treks staples to use certain catch phrases over and over. Like ,'He's dead Jim' and 'I'm a Doctor not a so and so'.

Keep 'em coming...hope the devs reply soon so we can find out if we're wasting our time or not.

Akasha 04-24-2002 12:26 AM

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Oh I SHOULD, hunh... but thinking up originals takes time. Remembering quotes is easy and fun. I had fun, but of course it was wasting time. Life is a waste of time. Maybe that could be an original quote for Guinan.

KoDoS 04-24-2002 03:13 AM

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[img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] I said you should try....'Try' being the operative word. [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
If you don't wanna waste time thinking up Taunts,I won't make you. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
But just think,if you came up with a good line,it might just get forever immortalized by being recorded and added to the game. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Voyagers' Doctor would never had said. "I'll see you in Sickbay" the way he does in Elite Force if I hadn't wrote it in a thread like this on Raven's BBS all those years ago.(back in '99).

eheh,I'm getting closer to giving that list of Taunts I wrote for EF 1. [img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img]

KoDoS 04-24-2002 03:51 AM

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Here's my list of original taunts I gave to Raven back in '99.

ii.Get off my ship. (ok,so those are hardly original...)

i.You require more training.
ii.You lack mental discipline.

i.Your skills are insufficient.
ii.Resistance is futile.

i.I'll see you in Sickbay.
ii.I'm a Doctor not a Space Marine. (This is text taunt that the Doctor Bot uses.)

i. They don't teach that at the Academy.
(I love they way he says that. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] )


So you see,it could be worthwhile spending a bit of time thinking up original lines in amongst the standard quotes.It was for me anyway. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
Sure I have no proof that I actually wrote any of those (that old BBS has been vaporised.) If only I'd had a printer back then I'd have had that thread framed.Instead I only have my own memories and the feeling of joy I get ever single time I hear those taunts when I'm playing online. (which was just last night). Enough from me. Let's see a few more taunts the TNG crew might say once they've fragged you.

[ April 24, 2002: Message edited by: KoDoS ]

moonmonkey 04-24-2002 04:33 AM

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I got confused at the Guybrush Threepwood bit.


Corridale 04-24-2002 06:38 AM

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Guybrush is the main character out of monkey island speaking of that game does anyone know were i can get the origanal from as i lost my wheel [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] ??? if u can help plz
e-mail me at wilkos_world@hotmail.com

[ April 24, 2002: Message edited by: Corridale ]

moonmonkey 04-24-2002 06:56 AM

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I know who Guybrush Threepwood is but why is he related to Star Trek?

RMS Oceanic 04-24-2002 02:13 PM

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He isn't. I was joking. That's what the [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] was about.

genspartan 04-24-2002 03:00 PM

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"You die with out honor!"

"Funny when I try to read your thoughts I hear nothing!"
"I'm senseing great pain"

thats all I have for now LOL

Absynthe 04-24-2002 03:02 PM

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On the other hand, no game is complete without that lovable rabbity thingy Max!

Akasha 04-24-2002 03:30 PM

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That's cool KoDos that you got all those in the first game. The "You lack mental discipline" really got to me in a couple of matches. I was like, "I'm gonna get that smart*#s vulcan..." And it was you all along... Now I know who to target. Ha! [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

A positive of using actual quotes is if they can't line up all of the actors, a deal could possibly be worked out to use stuff from the archives.

But in the spirit of fun, here's a few originals...

"I've got a patient over here!"
"Shall we dance?"

"Sometimes a phaser is just a phaser."
"Hello, Mother."

"Now THAT's funny."
"Comin' through."

"You're not supposed to be here."
"Bar's closed."

"You require training."
"Have you no Honor?"

"You do not conform to established parameters."
"I am unsatisfied with your performance."

"Get to Work!"
"Maybe you should try a joystick."

"That's AlexANDRIA Munroe!"

Also, it could be fun to hear some random lines from Data's poetry.

levelord 04-24-2002 03:36 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Akasha:

"You're not supposed to be here."

...that sounds REAL familiar! ... [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

levelord 04-24-2002 03:49 PM

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...yes, I knew it!

Absynthe 04-24-2002 04:06 PM

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"Spot has better reflexes than you."
"May I suggest a different tactic? Winning?"

"I'm better than you!"
"*heh* So inferior..."
"*laughs* Its so sad *weeps* how badly you will be beaten."

"Better than a triple chocolate sundae." (her favorite treat, may have this wrong)
"And I thought Will had issues...."
"Perhaps you should rethink your goals."

"What the hell is going on here?!"
"Not on my watch!"

"Do you feel better now?"
"Why don't you take up tap dancing?"

"Wow, looks like you sprung a major coolant leak."
"I just blew your EPS conduit."

"The line will be drawn HERE!"
"THAT'S why its called the prime directive."

"Oh look, if it isn't micro-brain."
"Such a simple test, yet look how you failed."
"Ah, yet another shining example of an inferior species."

"*grunt* THAT is the Klingon way."
"You will not reach Stogal Core." (You know what I mean, how the hell do you spell that?)
"I am not a merry man!"

KoDoS 04-24-2002 06:16 PM

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ooh,I remember another one for Picard.
I'd like to hear him say,
"Merde" or "Sacre Merde", as if to say."eh gads,that made more of a mess than I expected!"

btw: funny that I saw a re-run of Yesterdays Enterprise last night,and heard Guinan say to Tasha Yar,"You're not supposed to be here". [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[ April 24, 2002: Message edited by: KoDoS ]

ensign Adam 04-26-2002 10:37 AM

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Worf: Now thats what I call fun

Picard: Picard to sick bay, one to beem up for autopsey

Data: I LOVE emotions... Lovely little life forms
of mabey :lovely little dead forms

Troy: I sense great (or deep) pain in you

Riker: Picard, our "guests" have arived (maby leave out the picard bit out)

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