According to my really smart calendar, it's been three years since Valve released Counter-Strike: Condition Zero
to us mere mortals, blessing us with a digital amalgam
created by no less than 15 different studios. We're even told that the game did, at at some point, feature counter-terrorists on some sort of mission to stop evil
- Stylsy never made it past the first level, so we're still unsure about this.
If you now feel the urge to investigate this mystery, Condition Zero is still available on Steam
, both by itself and as part of several compilations. The truth, as they say, is out there, along with AWPs, 'newbs', and countless mom jokes.