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Old 10-13-2000, 12:55 AM   #1
CoMaBoY
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Default People who farts...

Fart Psych 101

There are many types of people who fart every day. It's your job to identify them, point them, out, and call them by name! (Assuming it wasn't you who did it, of course!) Here's a quick run-down of the type of people you're likely to catch farting around you on a daily basis:

The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other people's farts.


The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.


The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes.


The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs.


The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.


The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead.


The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.


The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.


The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog.


The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.


The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve.


The Anti-Social Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.


The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.


The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers over his bed mates head.


The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.


The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.


The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to but can't fart at all.


The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.


The Bruiser: One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt cheeks.


-------Keep Farting!--------
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