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Old 05-27-2001, 12:11 AM   #1
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Regarding job layoffs in the U.S.

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.....AMERICA.....
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Old 05-27-2001, 12:59 AM   #2
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LOL
how true though... how true.....
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Old 05-27-2001, 11:09 AM   #3
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Joe Smith is a Grade-A moron! When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!
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Old 05-27-2001, 10:03 PM   #4
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You forgot to add that AMERICA let the Japanese rebuild their economy using AMERICAN soil, after only X number of years after the bombing Hiroshima/Nagasaki.
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Old 05-27-2001, 10:24 PM   #5
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How about America's economy coming back to life because the germans decided that the world would be nicer if there weren't so many people in it instead?
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Old 05-28-2001, 11:04 AM   #6
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On that note, we should ALL start purchasing German cars. Not just because they are great automobiles, but because if we don't...they are going to start building tanks again.
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Old 05-28-2001, 04:27 PM   #7
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buy canadian beer
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