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Old 03-08-2003, 06:24 PM   #1
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my big willy nailed me in the eye. what a backstabber after all the attention i gave him. i saw this coming but it was so sudden and unexpected
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Old 03-08-2003, 06:36 PM   #2
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thats why i masterbate in the shower & aim it down
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Old 03-08-2003, 06:36 PM   #3
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Is Big Willy the name of your dog's penis?
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Old 03-08-2003, 06:39 PM   #4
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When I jerked off in the shower, I had problems with shampoo and different types of lotion drying up my skin in that area. Also, the water kept rinsing out the lubrication that I was trying to use.
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Old 03-08-2003, 07:14 PM   #5
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Once upon a time, I applied some dandruff shampoo and a day or two later I shed my skin. I had to carefully peel off the dried skin. Ever since it looks like I got a tan in that region of my body.
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Old 03-08-2003, 07:35 PM   #6
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i hear you bro. i guess one time i didnt rinse so good
afterward & a layer of skin flaked of my balls
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Old 03-08-2003, 08:40 PM   #7
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**considers taking up a collection to buy you guys hookers**
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Old 03-09-2003, 03:45 AM   #8
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When I spurt in the shower, the eruption gives me a mild sensational rush. Soon afterwards, I have to take a leak and I feel exhausted.
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Old 03-10-2003, 03:20 PM   #9
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Try grooming the wookie in front of a 5x magnification mirror.
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Old 03-10-2003, 04:34 PM   #10
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thats a good idea onion... i dont like beating off in the shower for some reason - too weird standing up
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Old 03-10-2003, 06:49 PM   #11
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Open the shower curtain or shower door, bend over and hump the air. Imagine that a chick is bending over the side and you're reaming her straight up the ass doggy style. Or my personal favorite... lie down and spread your legs, then turn on the faucet (not the showerhead) and let the water soak your face. Tug & Pull, Slip & Slide - imagine that your mouth is eating out a slut while another slut is bouncing up and down, moaning wildly, trying to tear off the big willy.
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Old 03-10-2003, 11:15 PM   #12
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"lie down and spread your legs, then turn on the faucet (not the showerhead) and let the water soak your face. Tug & Pull, Slip & Slide - imagine that your mouth is eating out a slut while another slut is bouncing up and down, moaning wildly, trying to tear off the big willy."

god *** mad onion. you are a genious. you must have an iq of
160. this is the type of inspireration i am looking for when i
read the forums. i will be trying this in the morning.


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Old 03-11-2003, 07:01 AM   #13
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ahhhh, i almost drowned.
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Old 03-11-2003, 10:08 AM   #14
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LOL [img]/forums/images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 03-11-2003, 11:42 AM   #15
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* LeftE considers closing and deleting this thread to save others from the pain of gouging their eyes out in anguish
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Old 03-11-2003, 03:49 PM   #16
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wow madonion ur an expert. even adam corolla can't stand up to that kind of in-depth thinking. and anyways what the hell happened to the forums? topics are actually getting closed?? where is this world going?
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Old 03-11-2003, 07:22 PM   #17
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Aw, crap, I'm gonna meet all of you guys when you get to Hell.
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Old 03-11-2003, 07:57 PM   #18
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**Me thinks LeftE left it open in hopes of more "techniques" he can try...**

And what's up with that donkey dood. Seems there is an animal thing going on... Badman and Sheep - You and the Donkey...

**MAKE THEM STOP!**
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Old 03-12-2003, 03:44 PM   #19
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lol i dont think ur comment will help in our cause to revive the sick nauseating disgusting rit forums by keeping sick nauseating disgusting threads like this open
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Old 03-14-2003, 11:21 PM   #20
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This is a great article from Stuff Magazine that sheds light on a handful of sex acts that you should never try.
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